pedestria

Inverses:
1. Lockstep: red right back, black right front.
2. He resents the name “man-purse” in exact proportion to his fondness for the bag itself.

Questions and questions and questions:
Where is it?  What is it?  Is it there?  Was it ever?

The mathematics of fractional limbs and invented appendages:
2 + 2 = ~2.

Blue on blue on blue, and two hundred shiny metal studs to hold it all together.  It’s denim’s world; she’s just living in it. 

If this were a syndicated comic strip in a daily newspaper, this guy would have a skateboard and I’d have something hilarious to say about “saggin’” and “kids today” and the counterintutive high cost of apparently ill-fitting, poorly maintained retail clothing options.
I’m thinking Beetle Bailey, that sort of thing.  Great big cartoon eyes, violent motion [...]

Choose:
- this very tiny man is standing atop a wooden post, or
- optical illusion.
Choose and be judged.